[Sceneable] Hey guys, it's your ol' pal Sceneable here
and I wanna make a video
about why, to this day,
after the time in history when it was founded,
we still need communism.
(Gunshot)
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[Roman] Hello, everybody. 'Ello, blazers, NFKRZ's here.
Today, guys, I have found a quite amusing YouTube channel to watch.
It's a
a 12-year-old kid whose all political
who promotes the ideas of communism to the world
and I know I'm gonna get comments saying,
"NFKRZ, wow, you trying to be Leafy, bro? You're bullying kids out there?"
You know, maybe he's autistic, I mean after all,
he's a communist in 2017, so...
I'm going to try to be gentle in this video, I mean everybody-
if anybody who happens to be a communist,
if any of you happen to be big fans of Lenin or Stalin or [whoever],
I mean, I get you, he has [Stalin had] a pretty handsome mustache
I mean, what's there not to love in a man like this, am I right?
So I'm not judging anybody, however,
myself, honestly, I'm not a communist
because I actually come from Russia
and I'm very glad that the communist era of Russia has ended.
So yeah, this video is not a debate [over which political ideology] is better: communism or capitalism, or...
national socialism; of course, that one's fucking great.
So no, this is not going to be a political video: alt-right Nazis versus liberal cucks.
No, so if anyone who's a communist [is watching], please don't be offended by this video.
What I want to do today is just observe a channel that I found recently which is pretty fucking interesting.
"We Need Communism:" it's literally a 9-year-old kid
walking around in his parents' backyard and explaining to everybody
why communism is the supreme ideology
that everybody in the world should do [follow],
and America should basically become communist.
I like the description: "[The description is currently on the screen.]"
so [to] anybody who's earned hard-earned cash
that you earn from working or something,
fuck that shit; give it away to the poor stupid cunts.
Hell yeah, communism!
Let's check out what reasons this kid gives for communism being the best thing in the fucking world.
[Sceneable] After the time in history when it was founded, we still need communism.
[Roman] Now this is what a typical Bernie Sanders voter looks like.
[Roman] (chuckles) I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
[Sceneable] Communism is the idea of a nation sharing the wealth.
[Roman] Boy, I know what communism is, okay?
[Sceneable] While some people call it "distributing,"
if I were to ever start a country with a communist government (wink, wink, wait 12 years),
[Roman] Okay guys, okay, I think we have a new contender for the President of the United States
in 12 years, [what year is in 12 years?]
2029. 2029, guys, is gonna be the time of the 2nd American Revolution.
The first one was breaking away from Britain; the second is going to be communism.
This kid right here, remember okay, "Wink, wink! Wink, wink!"
[Sceneable] Wink, wink!
[Roman] In 12 years, this guy is gonna be your next leader and all of you are gonna fucking love communism.
In 12 years, you're going to be living in [the] United Communist States of America
led by this handsome man right here
so brace yourselves, you capitalist pigs!
[Sceneable] I'd probably make it, like have, these companies, like these buildings,
which you can put in money for other people to have.
You know, kind of a share-share.
[Roman] So this guy is basically [the] new Jesus, I mean, we've had a lot of political changes happening
We've had Trump in 2016, we're going to have Kanye West in 2020, and this guy in 2029.
It's going to be some incredible few decades for America coming up.
This guy's gonna have buildings filled with money, so maybe some of you guys who are watching this video
are poor pieces of shit who have never done anything to actually get a job or something
so you're just walking around the street saying,
"Damn, why are the rich so rich and I'm so poor and have $0?
"Hm, I wish there was a building where you could walk in and grab as much money as you wanted to
"and that money would be taken from the richest people in America
"because they have actually done something in their lives. Fucking pieces of shit, capitalist scum!"
Yeah, it's a great idea if you're 10 like this guy, because when I was 10,
the thing I was probably thinking to myself when I was walking to the store
and I had not enough rubles to buy a bottle of Coca-Cola,
I was thinking,
"Damn, man! Why couldn't everything just be free?
"That would be incredible!
"Imagine a world where everything is free and everyone works for free.
"That's fucking incredible!"
Yeah, but the only problem with that is that at the age of 10, I didn't have YouTube; I didn't even have a computer
and I think that's a good thing.
I was never a communist, okay? So don't throw your shit at me.
[Sceneable] But still, distributing [the wealth] just as fine as sharing it.
[Roman] Why does he keep looking back? He looks like he has-
He looks like he has Gestapo behind him
trying to catch him for being a communist. (chuckles)
[Sceneable] Anyway, now on to why we actually need communism.
[Roman] Okay, now it's going to be serious.
[Sceneable] I have two reasons:
One: poor people. We really can't have poor people.
It's not good for a bunch of-
for like, a whole class of people to be poor.
People need money. Money is important, so that's another reason why we need communism.
[Roman] Okay kid, great reasoning. I'm glad that you're at least 10,
because there are 30-year-old Bernie Sanders supporters who legit think like this
at the age of 35, and it's actually sad.
How does exactly communism solve the problem of poor people, though?
When there's communism, it's not that the poor are eradicated as a class;
it's just that everybody becomes poor, basically,
and nobody is rich.
Only the government officials become rich.
That's basically how it was in the USSR
so, you know, communism is pretty fucking bad in that regard,
so you're not very right, but since you're 10, I give you the benefit of the doubt.
[Sceneable] But I'm pretty sure that welfare, especially in the United States,
costs a bit of... moolah.
[Roman](chuckles)
[Sceneable]So yeah, all of those morons
saying that communism is the same as welfare
you can go leave because you are just an absolute moron!
Just look up the definition of that!
[Roman] Holy shit, this kid is going fucking insane.
You guys remember those Hitler speeches where he screams and says, "18, nigga?"
This guy is basically, I'm going to say the next Hitler, but at least the next communist leader.
I mean, check out those public speech skills, Those are insane, man.
[Sceneable] I'm sorry I got a little heated, but when people say it's the same as welfare,
I get really angry.
Anyway, yeah, that's why we still need communism.
Bye.
[Roman] Yeah, guys, I think we all just got destroyed,
anybody who's ever supported anything else but communism
- you know, the Founding Fathers of the United States, George Washington -
all of those niggas are stupid as fuck.
This guy right here has just destroyed everybody in his debate. Communism is the fucking future.
Trust me; I'm Russian.
Okay, the next video is called "I'm Communist." Let's check out this one.
[Sceneable] Hey, guys! So as you can see, I'm wearing red
and what [political ideology] is associated with red?
It's a certain political belief called communism.
[Roman] So this nigga is a communist because he wears red.
Check out this guys. I'm gray. That means I'm...
fucking gay.
[Sceneable] I kind of identify as a communist in my political beliefs.
I do not support the actions of people such as Joseph Stalin,
(Unintelligible, possibly referring to Mikail Gorbachev)
[Roman] Okay, at least this nigga doesn't like Stailn.
[Sceneable] What I support is the idea of communism and the idea of a nation
sharing the wealth.
That is the thing that I support
and
(burp) Excuse me.
(Roman laughs)
[Roman] Now I would like very much if every political speaker was like this.
"This is Barack Obama here. We need good health care. (burp)
"Excuse me. We need good health care in this country: Obamacare. (burp)
"Excuse me, guys. Excuse me."
What the fuck is this?
[Sceneable] And now I'm gonna talk about why I support that idea.
Just Imagine a nation where only the rich have the money,
they hog it all, and they never give it to the poor.
Would you like to live in that nation? I don't think so.
[Roman] We already live in that nation: pretty much every nation that is currently [currently exists]
All the money, you know, you have the 1% who control 90% of the wealth.
It's really something you can't fix.
[To respond to] many arguments against capitalism,
of course capitalism is not perfect.
That's too vague of a topic to discuss
because in my personal opinion, currently, there is not a single [political ideology]
people have created and come up with
better than capitalism.
I'm sorry, but,
yes, the rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer,
but what can you fucking do, make everybody poor with communism?
Hell no, nigga!
Hell no, bitch!
[Sceneable] So that's why it's awesome for a nation to share the money
instead of just hogging it all for themselves
and I see no economical consequences in that.
so, yeah.
[Roman] No, no.
Check this out guys: a typical market in the Soviet Union in the 90s.
Very fucking rich in foods.
Check out North Korea, guys.
People are starving to death.
No economic drawbacks.
Being a communist country means you're being hostile towards the entire world
so most of your money is being spent on the military
so the people don't get shit.
The communist government is not going to be a utopia
in which we can all
live a happy life and share all of the money,
we're all gonna be rich and fucking suck each other's cocks.
No, that's not how it works because
in a communist government, 90% of the budget is being spent on the military
and 10% is given to the people
which basically these people,
butt-fucking-naked.
Just saying that you don't justify the actions of Stalin doesn't mean
that there's some communism [communist] state that is really successful; there's not.
And even though with capitalism you have a small chance of maybe becoming rich if you are poor,
in communism, you have zero chance of becoming rich if you are poor
because you're just gonna stay poor for the rest of your fucking life like everyone else in your country is,
so no, it's not good,
but once again, you're 10, so I let it slide, okay?
You're just a little kid who needs
I don't know,
who needs Jesus. (laughter)
[Sceneable] Communism is really cool. Also, the symbols are just freaking cool.
Similar to my petty reason for being a vegetarian:
it's fun to say the word "vegetarian!"
[Roman] Okay, great argument: the communist symbols are cool:
the серп и молот (syerp i molot) [hammer and sickle]
(chuckles)
You know, those two things, pretty cool symbol.
I agree.
The swastika, the Nazi symbol, is also a pretty cool symbol.
It actually existed way before Nazi Germany,
so it's a pretty cool symbol.
That means that Nazi Germany was the best country in the world
and that national socialism and killing ze Jews is the best ideology you could possibly take.
Hell yeah!
Yeah, guys, I don't think I can do this anymore.
I've just shown you your future President
so Americans, all of the Americans who are watching me in particular
- I don't know if this kid is American; maybe he's Canadian or something -
regardless, if you're from North America,
this is your next President in 12 years, in 2029
so brace yourself.
2029 America is going to be very, very different
and it's going to be a communist nation, so
Lenin, your deed has won.
Congratulations.
Anyway, guys, that is going to do it pretty much for today's video.
If you guys enjoyed it, please be sure to slap the motherfucking like button and I will see you guys in the next one.
Peace...
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